Tuesday, 26 October 2010

HAIKU REVIEWS

So to cut down on brain work I've decided to do some single reviews in Haiku. I'm concentrating all my skill into 17 syllables, beautifully phrased, with deep impact. Ha, deep impact - Morgan Freemon was doooooooooooooope in that film. He's like Obama v.1.0.

BRUNO MARS - Just the Way you are

Romance with pump beat,
I'm a space Casanova,
Watch all the girls cream.

My name screams greaseball,
But this song is from the heart,
Hence high pitch refrain.

Image from: http://media.hiponline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bruno-mars.jpg

DIANA VICKERS - My Wicked Heart

I am new Kate Bush
But remember when I killed
Man in the mirror?

Raped by X-Factor
Made a Britney-Dido child
Please do abort now

Image from: http://xfactor-updates.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/diana-vickers-2.jpg


KINGS OF LEON - Radioactive

Sing like involved
In very tough menial task
Like washing long hair.

Every song, same riff
It sounds good in large stadium,
But then, so does Cher.

Image from: http://hangout.altsounds.com/geek/gars/images/9/0/4/7/kings-of-leon.jpg